Who’s a good boy? Are you a good boy?
im still laughing at this
I went on that Pokémon fusion thing for the first time and this is what greeted me:
The happiest little testicle I’ve ever seen.
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t